Some things I've learned....

(1) An Engineer can do with 10 cent what a fool can do with a Euro.

(2) "Puff" - unimportant; insignificant; unworthy of study by engineering students; waste of time

(3) It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're stupid than to open it and prove them right!

(4) Blockwork people and concrete people can never work on the same site... Apparently they don't like each other....

(5) It's official; I'm fantastic!
Showing posts with label Top Ten's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Top Ten's. Show all posts

Wednesday 1 October 2008

Top Ten - Engineering Projects!!

I figured that given I'm an engineering student and all that, and that my blog has the word "Engineer" in its name, I should at least once in a while do something Engineering related. So what better than a Top Ten of my all time absolutely most favourite engineering projects ever???

When I was putting this list together I made the decision very early on that the list would comprise of projects under construction already aswell as projects which have/were only proposed/imagined. So here we go:

10. X-Seed 4000 - Tokyo and Tsui Tower - outside Ulaan Bataar
I've put both of these in tenth place because at the core they both plan to do the same thing. Build HUGE F**KING....YOKES.... that would literally accomodate the population of an entire city. I mean these things are like what we see in science fiction movies/shows. They get on the list for their shear scale. The X-Seed is the tallest building ever imagined that has blueprints (4000 metres by the way). IF we're really lucky, and we behave ourselves, we MIGHT just see these buildings in our life times.... after when pigs fly, the Klingons invade, I get a date, Liverpool win the Premiership, I buy an Xbox, Final Fantasy 5000 is made, Ireland uses up all its peat, I find Dara O Briain funny and I'm declared the sexiest man alive.





9. Pyramid City - Tokyo
The plan, at the very least, is to build a self contained city in a giant...and I mean GIANT pyramid which would sit somewhere in Tokyo Bay (I believe anyway). It's earned a place on the list solely on its ambition, but I find the likelihood that we'll ever see it in the flesh to be less than impossible.


8. Gibraltar Bridge - Gibraltar??
Strangely enough this is the only project I have on this list that isn't a high rise structure. The Gibraltar Bridge while ambitious is a project who's benefits are very evident. Coupled with the innovative design of combining bridge styles aswell as the shear scale of the project, the Gibraltar Bridge is certainly one to look out for in the future.


7. Sky City - Tokyo
My first experience of Sky City was on Discovering Channel on "Extreme Engineering" and at the time I thought it was simply incredible. And it is, but I can only give it position number 7, simply because there are projects in circulation now that are simply more ambitious. I must say however that of all the buildings "proposed", Sky City most definitely looks to be the one that has been planned out the most. All it needs is planning permission....:P



6. Hyder Tower - Dubai
I don't know too much about this tower and as far as I know it is completely in the conception phase of design. To the left of it is the Burj Dubai and to the right in the distance is the Al-Burj. There's not much I need to say....just look at it....


5. Al Burj - Dubai
While still only in the design phase, should it be built, Al Burj looks set to be one of the most magnificent high rise structures ever imagined. Where modern high rise buildings tend to taper off as they get higher, the design of Al-Burj looks to be so solid that one can't help but admire the vision.


4. Burj Dubai - Dubai
Currently the world's tallest man made structure... and it's still not finished. Set to top off at around 900m high, Burj Dubai is certainly a site to behold. As incredible as Burj Dubai is, and for all the world records it (broke and) set for engineering and construction, it only reaches number 4 on my list.



3. Taipei 101 - Taiwan
The highest position on this list of a building that is actually complete, Taipei 101 set a new standard for high rise buildings. The pendulum idea which resists the buildings sway in the breeze is an ingenious solution. As well as the classy design, Taipei well deserves its position here.


2. The Illinois - Chicago
A building that was no doubt beyond its time, the Illinois would have stood over a mile high, indeed its other name is in fact "Mile High City". While constructing the Illinois would have been beyond Frank Lloyd Wright's America, it is only now that the construction is a possibility... a true sign that it was ahead of its time.





1. Dubai City Tower - Dubai
Unfortunately I don't really know a whole lot about this one. It's only recently been proposed but at 2.4 kilometers high this is certainly one of the most incredible (and viable) engineering projects I've ever seen. As you've seen from this list already, Dubai is the place to be for engineering right now and as ambitious as this structure sounds, I've no doubt that they will pull it off! (NOTE: it is quite possible that Dubai City Tower is actually Hyder Tower in position 6. however due to the lack of solid information on both projects, particularly Hyder Tower, I can only assume they are two seperate projects)

As I mentioned above, right now Dubai and (to be more general) the Middle-East, is the capital of modern 21st century Engineering. Given the buildings currently under construction, as well as countless projects that I haven't even mentioned, and all the other projects in the design phase, Dubai will most certainly be the home of the skies for decades to come.

In past centuries, engineering - and indeed architecture - has left the marks which shaped those time periods in the history books. After the 20th century was scarred by conflict and war, the outlook for the 21st is promising, especially with so many things being built for people to leave their mark on the planet, showing prosperity and a desire to achieve greater and greater things, further bridging the gap between the impossible and our imaginations...

~The Damo

Tuesday 27 May 2008

Top Ten - Stephen Lynch!!

I should warn you before you watch these - if you even bother to watch these yokes at all - that they can be offensive. In fact, it's fair to say that in a collection of Stephen Lynch songs you will be insulted at least once, if not multiple times! In a way that's what makes Stephen Lynch acceptable. By insulting a more wider audience, the stuff he sings therefore becomes less insulting...if you know what I mean.

My first experience of Stephen Lynch was "Special Olympics", which then prompted getting hold of ALL his songs. He does a mix of albums and songs he records on the radio, though his live performances are the ones you really want to hear - aka, no censorship!

10. Best Friends Song


9. If I Were Gay


8. Lullabye (also known as The Divorce Song)


7. Special Fred (also known as Special Ed)


6. Special Olympics


5. Craig Christ


4. Talk to Me (also known as You Caught Me Spanking It)


3. Superhero




2. Altar Boy (also known as Priest)


1. Dungeons & Dragons (D&D)


Try to see the fun in it!

~The Damo

Monday 19 May 2008

Top Ten - Rammstein!!

I first got into Rammstein back in 2001. I was a young teen, riding along the bus (better known as the Wacky Shack) in the Gaeltacht when a young David McGuiness was listening to Rammstein's Mutter on his cd player. Yes, I actually did say CD player, it's THAT long ago! An even younger Brendan Kelly expressed his knowledge on the band and how good they were and my accomplice Daithi O'Cinneide also knew of them. Needless to say I had to have a listen and I instantly fell in love. Well not literally, but you know, in a way a man can love his car or his farts or his johnson. So anyway, my first taste of Rammstein was their 3rd studio album Mutter which was FANTASTIC, and still is in my opinion. I of course had no idea that they had two previous albums Herzeleid and Sehnsucht. This fact only came to my knowledge through a DVD. In 2004 I duely purchased the brilliant Reise,Reise and most recently (2006 recently) bought Rosenrot. While I personally feel that Rosenrot was slightly weaker than its immediate two predecessors, it does have one or two nice songs. At present, Rammstein are currently working on their next album set for release this year under the working title Punk. I only invested in their first two albums last year and I love them as much as the others. In fact, I think Sehnsucht is slowly coming into second place behind Mutter. I would also highly recommend getting their two live albums, Live Aus Berlin and Volkerball, both equally good and express excellently Rammstein's incredible raw power and flare when performing live.

Anyway, so back to the purpose of this blog. Firstly, I haven't done a Top Ten in AGES! Secondly, I wanted to share Rammstein with everyone. It is an acquired taste, much like Guinness, so it doesn't appeal to everyone, but I can safely say I know more people who like them than dislike them, and in actual fact I've been surprised countless times by the amount of people that actually know of them.

So here goes MY Top Ten, not everyone will agree but there ya go! The song title in Italics is its English translation. Where possible I've tried to get the original music video for the songs, not all have them and not all are available.

10. Mann Gegen Mann - Man Against Man (from Rosenrot)
*PARENTAL SUPERVISION REQUIRED!*


9. Du Riecht So Gut - You Smell So Nice (from Herzeleid)


8. Feuer Frei! - Fire at Will! (from Mutter)


7. Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen? - Do You Want to See the Bed in Flames? (from Herzeleid)


6. Du Hast - You Hate (from Sehnsucht)


5. Sehnsucht - Longing (from Sehnsucht)


4. Amerika (from Reise, Reise)


3. Ich Will - I want (from Mutter)


2. Engel - Angel (from Sehsucht)


1. Sonne - Sun (from Mutter)


Again, no brownie points for guessing what my favourite album is. Oh, and if you speak German, you might be able to see how.... *strange*....some of their lyrics are...especially Mann Gegen Mann and Du Hast... Nevertheless, I highly recommend Rammstein for everyone!

~The Damo

Tuesday 22 January 2008

Top Ten - Megadeth!

It's been over a week since I made my last post, but I have my reasons, mainly due to NTL, the FAI and college, hence you can expect a GMG regarding NTL hopefully by the end of the week.

In the meantime it's back to Top Ten's, this week Megadeth:

10. Prince of Darkness (Risk):


9. Blackmail the Universe (The System Has Failed):


8. Gears of War (United Abominations):


7. Tornado of Souls (Rust in Peace):


6. The Scorpion (The System Has Failed):


5. Washington is Next! (United Abominations):


4. Die Dead Enough (The System Has Failed):


3. Symphony of Destruction (Countdown to Extinction):


2. À Tout le Monde (Youthanasia and United Abominations) This version is the 2007 one featuring Cristina Scabbia:


1. Holy Wars...The Punishment Due (Rust in Peace):


Remember, it's just my opinion!!

~The Damo

Thursday 13 December 2007

Top Ten Metallica!!!

For my 100th post of Master Engineer of Sigmar's Realm I figured I'd do something with a bang, totally rockin', and what better than a Top Ten of one of the world's top metal bands. 25 years later and they're still goin'! Bring on Hall of Fame 2008!!!

Remember, this is just IN MY OPINION!!!!

Enjoy!

10. Turn the Page (From Garage Inc.)


9. Fade to Black (From Ride the Lightning)


8. Battery (From Master of Puppets)


7. Blackened (From ...And Justice for All)


6. For Whom the Bell Tolls (From Ride the Lightning)


5. Seek and Destroy (From Kill 'Em All)


4. Creeping Death (From Ride the Lightning)


3. Master of Puppets (From Master of Puppets)


2. One (From ...And Justice for All)


1. ...And Justice for All (From ...And Justice for All)


You'd never guess what my favourite albums are.....

~The Damo

Tuesday 27 November 2007

Top Ten Movie Fight Scenes!

I'll admit that I'm far from the greatest film connoisseur there is, in fact I'm probably the farthest thing from one and if you're looking for anything film related, then Catherine's blog is probably the place to be.

However, that being said, I enjoy my films. And who doesn't right? So I thought that for this Top 10, I'd do my favourite fight scenes. These aren't necessarily "The Greatest of All Time", hence why I averted to leave that out of the title of the blog.

These are my favourites, whether they're the ones I laughed at most or just really enjoyed cause they kicked ass!

So here we go:

10. Indiana Jones Vs Arabian Swordsman (from Raiders of the Lost Ark)


9. Maximus Vs Stupid Ass Gladiators (from Gladiator)


8. Happy Gilmore Vs Bob Barker (from Happy Gilmore)


7. King Leonidas Vs Persian Army (from 300)


6. Channel 4 Vs Channel 9 Vs Channel 2 Vs Public News Vs Spanish Language News (from Anchorman)


5. Rocky Balboa Vs Ivan Drago (from Rocky IV)


4. Beatrix Kiddo Vs Elle Driver (from Kill Bill: Volume 2)


3. Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi Vs Darth Maul (from Star Wars: Episode 1)


2. Neo Vs The Smiths (from The Matrix Reloaded)


1. Yu Shu Lien Vs Jen Yu (from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon)


Running the Marathon in two years time with KT!

~The Damo

Thursday 18 October 2007

Top 10 Games Coming Soon!!

With so many hot releases on the way over the next six months, I thought I'd write up a brief summary of the Top 10 games you should be looking into on the 3 main consoles!

10. Half Life 2: The Orange Box

Whilst the PS3 wasn't around for the initial forray of Half Life titles and expansions, Sony now have on the way the entire Half Life back catalog all on one glorious Blu-Ray disc!!! JOYGASM!!! Oh yeah and Microsoft has it too....but what's the point when they've had to buy each one seperate up till now?

9. Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga



Who ever thought Lego and Star Wars would be such a success? The Complete Saga combines both the Original Trilogy and the Prequel Trilogy games into one, expanding the gameplay in the Prequel game aswell as adding tonnes of new characters! With them comes new improved graphics with a shinier gloss and Indiana Jones as a secret promotional character for Lego: Indiana Jones.
8. Mario Kart Wii

*edit: there WAS a picture for this but it won't load anymore and I'm not arsed to look for another!*
What could be better than playing Mario Kart on the old Nintendo 64??? Why playing a whole new Mario Kart on the Wii with a new specially designed steering wheel of course!!!! Vrooooooooooommmmmmmm!

7. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Lucasarts have created a brand spanking new phyiscs engine for the most revolutionary Star Wars game to date. Players will control Darth Vader's secret apprentice and fight on planets all over the galaxy utilising the force in ways only previously dreampt of by gamers.....let me see, I'll pick up that stormtrooper there and fling him into the other one at the side of the ledge...then pick them both up and crush their skulls......

6. Smackdown Vs Raw 2008

Although I had left the wrestling fanbase for a few years, my welcoming return was gifted with the chance to play SVsR 2007, and what a game it was. With 2008, the game expands and updates the rosters of both Smackdown and Raw as well as ECW for the first time ever. With even more new features and enhanced gameplay, and exclusive content for both the PS3 and Xbox360, WWE look like they're about to deliver another big one to the gaming world!

5. Haze
Set to be Playstation's answer to the incredible Halo 3 online gameplay, Haze looks to be all that it promises in a futuristic Earth governed by PMC's with fast paced gameplay and a multitude of online gameplay modes and features.

4. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

Quoted as the best game to buy after Halo3, COD developers took the age old World War 2 first person shooter and decided to do something totally different. A MODERN war, more accurately set in the Middle East. With the reams of WWII games out there, practically every aspect of the conflict has been covered and it is a breath of fresh air to finally play something different with a whole arsenal of modern (and realistic) weaponry!

3. Super Mario Galaxy

Coming soon to the Wii, Galaxy has been cited by the top guns at Nintendo to be a worthy sequel to Super Mario 64! With hugely inventive level design and creative gameplay, Nintendo once again looks set to deliver a lasting classic!

2. Grand Theft Auto 4

What could be better than a next generation console version of the worlds favourite 18's violent crime game? Set in Liberty City once again and with a hole heap of new controls abilities and elements of realism only better by the MGS Series, GTAIV is poised to set new free-roam gaming standards for years to come!
1. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots



Those of you keeping with my blog are surely aware of all the posts I've made about this game, so you can look back on them for videos and stuff. This is set to be the game of all games ever since video games were first created like Pong. Seriously, if there was an award ceremony like the Oscars for games....this would win them all. What's better...oh yeah, there's a demo on the way before Christmas...and once again...its PLAYSTATION ONLY!!!!!!!
In fact, here's the HD Gameplay Video, take a looksie!

~The Damo

Thursday 4 October 2007

Top Sport 2007

One could criticise me for making these two lists at this time of the year but as far as most sport is concerned, the calendar for 2007 is over. So from that I've decided to compile the Best and the Worst sporting moments of 2007!

Worst Moments

10. GPA grants argument

9. Both All-Ireland Finals

8. Formula 1 Espionage involving McLaren

7. Dublin Vs Kerry

6. Tour de France drug abuse

5. Lewis Hamilton's Formula One Championship win (ok he hasn't won yet but it's as good as)

4. The tragic passing away of Colin McRae

3. Jose Mourinho's exit from the Premiership

2. Ireland's Soccer Performance (Czech Republic and Slovakia)

1. Irelands Rugby World Cup Performance

Best Moments

10. Ireland 4 - 0 Denmark

9. Dublin U21's winning Leinster Hurling Title

8. Roy Keane's first successful season in charge of Sunderland

7. Roger Federer's 5th Successive Wimbledon

6. Ireland's Cricket Team Performance in the World Cup

5. Man Utd 7 - 1 Roma

4. Dublin's 3rd Successive Leinster Title

3. Ireland's Six Nations Rugby Performance

2. Padraig Harrington winning the British Open

1. Manchester United winning the Premiership after three years!

Next blog: RTE's "The English Class"

~The Damo