Some things I've learned....

(1) An Engineer can do with 10 cent what a fool can do with a Euro.

(2) "Puff" - unimportant; insignificant; unworthy of study by engineering students; waste of time

(3) It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're stupid than to open it and prove them right!

(4) Blockwork people and concrete people can never work on the same site... Apparently they don't like each other....

(5) It's official; I'm fantastic!
Showing posts with label James Rolfe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Rolfe. Show all posts

Sunday 14 June 2009

Monday 27 April 2009

AVGN Quadruple - Atari, SNAKE!!! and an Odyssey

WOAH!! A whole month since my last appearance here, well that'll have to change, total blowout today! Startin' with a NERDY foursome!

Atari Jaguar Part 1:


Atari Jaguar Part 2:


Metal Gear:


Magna Vox Odyssey:


~The Damo

Saturday 28 February 2009

AVGN Double

Hey all, long time no post, I've just been crazy busy and normal service will be resumed next weekend. In the meantime here's two new AVGN videos:

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker:


Milon's Secret Castle:


That moonwalker video practically inspired me to learn it....

~The Damo

Thursday 20 November 2008

AVGN: Philips Cd-i Part 1

Do you remember the Philips Cd-i? No? Don't blame you. Watch and see why.



Plus we get a little taster of the history of the PS1.

~The Damo

Saturday 15 November 2008

AVGN: Frankenstein

The Nerd finishes his Halloween two-parter with a review of all games about Frankenstein's monster...or Frankenstein himself/itself since some of them don't really seem to know what the fudge is going on....



Apologies for delay, just very busy.

~The Damo

Saturday 18 October 2008

AVGN: Dracula

The Nerd starts off his double Halloween special with a review of a couple of Dracula games. No prizes for guessing if they're good or bad!!



Now playing Bioshock on PS3. Oh yeah....

~The Damo

Monday 22 September 2008

AVGN Double: Battletoads and Dick Tracy

In Battletoads the Nerd and Kyle clash, in more ways than one. Though a great game, Battletoads suffers from one fatal flaw....

Battletoads:


The only time kids were allowed say the word "dick" so much....

Dick:


~The Damo

Saturday 16 August 2008

Angry Video Game Nerd Bonanza

It’s been a long time since I posted any Nerd videos so I’ve got a bit of a kitty to post today. First up is the follow up to the last post, which was about Superman on the NES. The Nerd gave the fans what they wanted and has here a video of quite possibly the worst game ever made in the history of video games….

Superman 64:


After that the Nerd began a build up to the release of The Dark Knight with a two-parter review of several Batman games on numerous systems. I think these two videos are some of his best yet, well worth a watch. How will the Batnerd escape this one?????

Part 1:


Part 2:


I have to tell the blog I’m Batman before I publish it…

“I’m Batmaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn”

~The Damo

Friday 27 June 2008

AVGN - Superman

Ok there has NEVER been a good Superman game....ever! Not one on any console ever even merits being called a good game, and it's no surprise that the Nerd finally rips apart one of the worst gaming series in history. Oh God...Superman 64 is next.....

Enjoy:



I promise there'll be proper blogs next week!!!

~The Damo

Wednesday 11 June 2008

AVGN - Star Trek

A video that has been in the works for some time, the Nerd takes an official look at the world phenomenon that is Star Trek. Can you guess what he thinks of the games? I can, and I only need to make one!

Whatever about the quality of the games and such, the special effects in the video are rather good! And I must say I'm rather impressed at how well the Nerd pulls off some Star Trek jargon.

Enjoy:


~The Damo

Thursday 24 April 2008

AVGN - Super Mario Bros 3 and The Wizard

Ok, first things first, this is a LONG video. Now that that's done, how can the Nerd find something wrong with SMB3??? Only like one of the greatest games ever made!!!

Watch and see....

Enjoy:



I misinterpret the rules....

~The Damonez

Wednesday 9 January 2008

Angry Video Game Nerd - Chronologically Confused Over Zelda Timeline

Yeah that's a mouthful alright. This is apparently an unreleased video from....2006!!! I warn you, it's LONG, so you know, grab a beer, sit back and enjoy.

Oh, and another GMG is on the way during the week!



Very tired!

~The Damo

Thursday 22 November 2007

AVGN - Dragon's Lair

Afternoon all, the Nerd returns from a short break with a video as requested by all his fans of 'Dragon's Lair' on the NES, possibly the worst game ever made for the system. Seriously...that's not cause the Nerd is reviewing it!

Anyway, I also completed Call of Duty 4 and the review is on the way as well as some comments about Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga on PS3.

Enjoy:



Oh...and England were knocked out!!! Not that I can talk since Ireland were crap, but it's moments like last night that just make the week!

~The Damo

Wednesday 31 October 2007

AVGN - Halloween

The follow up to the awful Texas Chainsaw Massacre view. Can the Nerd restore our faith in him with this next video???

Well in brief the game sucks, though some of the post review stuff is good like the arguing with the two kids at his door: "What's an Atari?". Though I'm slightly worried that he said "Fuck" infront of those children....

We get some bonus reviews too...



I feel the Rising Force!!!

Wednesday 10 October 2007

AVGN - Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The Nerd returns with a look at a game that will make you want to gut yourself with a chainsaw. Its opening is a little different from previous vids (as is the rest of it), you'll have to watch it to see what I mean....

Enjoy...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre:



His cause of death.....High Speed on Burnt Ice!!!!

~The Damo

Thursday 20 September 2007

AVGN - Fester's Quest

The Nerd mentioned in the his previous video "Nintendo Power" that this would be the next review. Fester from the Addams Family got his own game, and as you can guess, it's a piece of shit.

I don't know why but this is actually one of my favourites. It's hard to explain, but there just seems to be a genuine frustration coming out of James in this one.

I particularly like the opening joke! So you will actually get it, I'll direct you to James' video review of Ninja Turtles 3 here:

http://screwattack.com/Flash%20HTML/ANN/TMNT3movie2.html

It will explain it all for you. I really suggest you watch this first (it is part 2 of the whole review, but the actual reference to THIS joke is in part 2!)

So...

Fester's Quest:


Were you expecting ehhhh NINJA TURTLES?!?!?!....Funny

~The Damo

Sunday 9 September 2007

AVGN - Nintendo Power

The Nerd goes a little mellow in this one, but he assures us that it's only temporary!

Before I post the video, I also have the next "Greatest of All Time" blog in the works and am thinking about a "Things Guys and Girls must do on the Internet" kindof blog thingy, so we'll see how that works out.



I think an Addams Family game is next! By the way, watch The Munsters, not too shabby!

~The Damo

Monday 27 August 2007

Some News and a New Nerd Video!!

The Resistance: Fall of Man blog is finally underway, and I expect to have Part 1 of the review posted within the next few days. I'm just looking for good screenshots at the moment.

Likewise, the Games Workshop blog is also underway, just trying to get pictures of unpainted miniatures.

And now to the Nerd... this video goes back to Atari, though it's quite different from his previous videos. Not for the faint of heart...and I mean it...

Atari *something*:




It's Payback Time!!

~The Damo

Wednesday 15 August 2007

AVGN - Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout

As you can see, there is very little activity on my blog at the moment. This is 100% due to the fact that I'm currently incarcarated in hell (well Wicklow, but if you've spent as long as I have there).

Some brief news before I post the latest Nerd Video:

The 'Resistance: Fall of Man' blog is on hold as I have yet to complete the game due to my situation just outside The Pale.

I have in the works another Games Workshop blog, this time however on a positive note.

I am also now making myself available to cook fancy meals for people so if you have my number, as most of my blog readers do, we can have a chat about it.

Anyway.....

This is the Blowout (really blowout your ass!)



Remember kiddies, verify your age!!

Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a damn?
...
Bob Kelsow, nice to meet you.

~The Damo

Wednesday 18 July 2007

AVGN - Bart Vs The Nerd

A nice long 13 minute vid here from the Nerd, the Independence Day thing was just for his American fans.

Enjoy:


Now it's back to hell...I mean Wicklow for me....

~The Damo